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Those Evil Republicans -




LIBERAL DEBATES - LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! STOP CONFUSING ME WITH FACTS! FOX NEWS LIES AND MEDIA MATTERS SAID YOU'RE A POO-POO HEAD! SHUT UP! I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


TAGS: liberals socialists progressives sad pathetic zombie losers
Rating: 4.02/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 6:26 am
Timely


PSYCHOPATH -




Hillary vs. Hillary -




GOVERNMENT OVERTAXATION NOW CALLED "PATRIOTIC" -


TAGS: obama campaign taxes patriotic
Rating: 4.69/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

crankyhead - October 11, 2013, 10:27 am
You already know what you need to do, if you want me to say it, princess.
OTC - October 10, 2013, 11:29 pm
Yeah, a name of someone carrying an as$ault rifle as stated in your poster. Wanna try again?
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 8:10 pm
I was only asked for one name, princess.
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 8:09 pm
...and more importantly, when?
OTC - October 10, 2013, 7:25 pm
I thought cranky said one person cannot surround another person? Why only one name, and of someone who did not have an as$ault rifle at that? Is this the diversion, or distraction?
OTC - October 10, 2013, 7:18 pm
We know your periods are real, don't have to pretend
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 6:00 pm
as far as politicizing a tragedy, who made the poster and why?
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 5:58 pm
Nope, I can't find anything that says he was packing an a**ault rifle (as you stated in your poster) Todd was carrying a pistol. I know the left wing media doesn't know the difference between a pistol and an a**ault rifle, but c'mon cranky, use your head
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 5:46 pm
I already provided you with the name you asked me for. No surprise you can't drop the subject, and want to continue politicizing a tragedy.
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 5:44 pm
rifles who were surrounding Hasan while he murdered them?
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 5:44 pm
I saw the OTC postings and counter postings, I know that you couldn't understand a word he said. It's ok, cranky, not everyone can have an IQ greater than that of a slug. Say, speaking of slugs, where's that list of soldiers who were carrying a**ualt
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 5:33 pm
I'm not the person coming in here pretending to be a woman. If you don't believe me, just ask OTC.
StoneTools - October 10, 2013, 12:27 pm
Cranky does a superb job of not understanding postings, doesn't she? I don't hink she is capable of using the keyboard, so her mom, moooo, is probably typing for her while cranky suckles on mooo's teats.
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 4:56 am
I've told you 100 times JG, if conservatives don't want to be called those things, all they have to do is stop being intolerant, elitist, misogynistic, greedy racists. =)
JGalt - October 9, 2013, 11:38 pm
for years, liberals have always done the same things they castigate the opposition for: racism, greed, mysogyny, class warfare, elitism, intolerance, voter suppression (when it comes to opposing voter ID laws, yet they don't want the US military voting
Renza - October 9, 2013, 9:13 pm
Why yes ST, like all good fundies, I get all my information from Fox News! Yay brain damage!
StoneTools - October 9, 2013, 4:56 pm
Ah, Renza, so you are saying someone else told you what it means
Renza - October 9, 2013, 7:43 am
Hmm, is this translation understandable: obvious is obvious.
antilibtard - October 8, 2013, 10:34 pm
Too many big words there. Please start over from the beginning.
Renza - October 8, 2013, 10:30 pm
Yes, it's a menial task for most people with average or higher mental capacity. I applaud your timely and creative response.
antilibtard - October 8, 2013, 10:09 pm
Wow. Did you figure that one out all by yourself genius?
Renza - September 26, 2013, 10:27 pm
That's actually just basic reasoning. The only two people who would consider a name like that would be someone trying to be funny, or someone who actually uses the term "libtard" which is basically reserved for conservative extremists. Yay learning.
antilibtard - September 26, 2013, 10:04 am
You sad sap. You really think they listen to the average american? If you think a screen name makes someone an extremist, then extremist I sure am.
eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:16 pm
Actually, there is representation. They are called senators and congressmen. But with your name I would not expect you no understand how govt actually works.No extremist ever does.
antilibtard - January 1, 2013, 6:04 pm
No taxation without representation!


MARK TWAIN - "Patriotism is loving your country all the time and you leaders when they deserve it."




HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR TRASHMAN TODAY? - Is that how we're supposed to reject Romney? When did Barry last hug HIS trashan?




Liberal Hypocrisy -


TAGS: liberal hypocrisy obama bush ndaa patriot act liberty civil liberties privacy spying ndaa irs liberals progessives
Rating: 5/5

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DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:00 am
Tyranny is a bipartisan initiative


PAUL REVERE'S RIDE - Rather than cry "The Socialists are coming" this rallying cry is: "NOVEMBER is coming", "November is coming". Remember to vote out the Obamacrats and big goverment career politicians.




George Patton on Politicians -




Barack Hussein Obama... -




Three Percenter -




MOSTLY SOCIALIST NEWS BIAS CENTRAL - Because nothing says Bias like taking unelated comments and making non-news items into contrived scandals about Obama's opponents.




DIFFERENCES -




PETA Insanity -




THE PATRIOT'S DUTY - Thomas Paine summed up our duty pretty well




VULCAN LOGIC - Sadly no logic, the only thing Vulcan about him is his lack of emotion concerning the economy.




UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL -




DISTRACTIONS - gun control, gay marriage, abortion, mentally ill spree killers, dead kids... when the media reports on these to distract the people, rather than inform them of the real threats, freedom hangs by a thread




Obama's Loathing Of The Constitution -




PATRICK HENRY - "It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains."




CIVIL WAR - Knowone is better at killing "Americans" than "AMERICANS!" Suicide vest wearing Al-Qaeda Amatures..... Leave it to the PROFEFESIONALS!




OMG ZOMBIES -




MSLSD NEWS - Because you have to be on some kind of hallucinogen to watch this distorted crap!




ANGRY LITTLE MAN SYNDROME - Add that to the malignant narcissism and we've got a real problem come 2012




FREEDOM'S THUNDER -




THE NEW AMERICAN REVOLUTION -




PATRIOTISM VS SOCIALISM - The tale of two busses.


TAGS: patriotism socialism obama palin
Rating: 4.8/5

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arnnatz - September 17, 2012, 12:50 am
no, the difference is that the black bus was manufactured in canada
JGalt - September 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
Black bus- is that like a less obvious version of a black helicopter?


TRUE PATRIOT??? - Can't fool all of us.....dude




PROGRESSING - Vague slogans to trick simple minded liberals no longer work after you have established a record of failures. Time to "progress" to the next lie.




THE LIBERTY CONNECTION -




I WASNT BORN YESTERDAY -




DON'T BE SAD .. - Somewhere In A Poor South American Village,A Shipment Of "Patriots Superbowl XLVII Champions !" Hat And T-shirts Are About To Arrive ..


TAGS: brady patriots super bowl
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 8:58 pm
Awesome, post to motifake.


INHERIT THE WIND -




Never forget the price others paid for the freedoms you enjoy & take for granted! -




THE CONSTITUTION - If Health Care Reform is unconstitutional then what is the Patriot Act ?




NOVEMBER - Not just any month, but "Voter Assistance" month!




" THE GRIEF OF A WIDOW, WHY THE SMIRK ? " - Pres Obama presents Rose Mary Sabo-Brown the Medal of Honor posthumously to her husband.




LIAR IN CHIEF - CRITICIZED Bush for "Liberty-threatening", un-Constitutional Patriot Act THEN (once elected) REAUTHORIZED IT !!!!




PAUL - A LIBERTARIAN IN REPUBLICAN CLOTHING




WISCONSIN PATRIOTS HAVE SPOKEN -




AMERICA - Proggs teach that it was always bad, but might someday improve. Patriots teach that it was always a miracle, even when it was worse.




RONALD REAGAN : US PRESIDENT - AMERICAN PATRIOT - Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.




" LA JOLLA’S ANNUAL FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS " - La Jolla’s annual 4th of July fireworks show now requires evaluation under the California Environmental Quality Act.




IRISH PROVERB -




THE PATRIOT ACT - War, no matter what its nature, has zero interest in civil liberties. NO EXCEPTIONS.




THE JOB - ...if I didn't do it, someone else would. So, I did.




PLANNED PARENTHOOD - Nothing says "patriotism" quite like using July 4th to call for taxpayer funded abortions at US military bases.




PAT MCCRORY - Bitterness for Governor




never spanked -




IMMIGRATION - is the sincerest form of flattery




TEA PARTY PATRIOTS -




Bierce on Diplomacy -




DEMOHYPOCRISY - "It's OK when our party does it"




BROTHERHOOD SYMPATHIZER - Listen to the crickets chirp! Prove us wrong Obamaphiles!


TAGS: muslim brotherhood sympathizer
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - September 23, 2012, 9:16 am
Tranlsation: If I keep calling the candidate names, people might not vote for him, regardless of Obamas record and rhetoric.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:54 am
TRANSLATION: I'm throwing a temper tantrum because a Christian liberal like Obama is beating the stuffing out of Mittens Rmoney. I don't like it that I'm losing! HEAD ABOUT TO XPLODE! WAAAAAAAAAH!
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:29 am
You spend 16 Trill, whaddya get, another day older and deeper in dept. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go, I owe my soul to Barack Hussein-O!!!


Patriotism - First Resort of a Scoundrel -


TAGS: bierce patriotism
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - April 29, 2013, 8:20 pm
The irony here being the string of 5's you're getting from all the 'patriots' who can't comprehend your poster. Well played.


TONIGHTS DEBATE - What I saw was a desperate man trying to attack and blame his opponent's credibility because he knew he could not withstand the scrutiny of his last 4 years while trying to get re-elected


TAGS: pathetic
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 12:37 am
He always said it was a terrorist attack! All that other stuff at the UN and TV was said by Mitt!


AND THEN I SAID: - "Romney holds extreme positions!"




American Land -




not all -




Patriot -




RACIAL PROFILNG - Microsoft gets patent for "Avoid ghetto" gps app. I guess its not racial profiling if its not muslim terrorists.




My Father Told Me Once -




Political Patronage -




twitter quote -




MAURY - we hear the Donald has a phone call waiting for you




DNC REVIVES THE O CAMPAIGN - They figure on the sympathy vote for a few percentage points




learning from history -


TAGS: patriot act ndaa 2013 nsa declarations of war based on falsified evidence of wmds funding syrian terrorists and turning a rebellion into a full blown terrorist state
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:47 pm
and that leaves people with two options: drive a grassroots campaign to create another party (good luck), OR move to another country where the voting system isnt completely rigged.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:46 pm
because of the way the US voting system works, the big two can completely ignore what the people want, with no danger of another party deciding to represent the wishes of the people.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:45 pm
which means that even if 99% of US voters want the government to do something (or not do something), it doesnt matter at all, becauase NONE of them are going to throw away their pick of the big two over a single issue.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
in australia, the major parties adopt the popular policies of small parties, because if they dont, those small parties could become a threat. in the US, small parties cannot pose a threat
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
thats kinda like telling ISIS that "killing is bad, m'kay?". they arent going to listen, EVER. the parties dont represent their voters, they have a set ideological position and they dont have to follow what the voters want because of the way voting works.
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:35 pm
So you're telling me I have a chance. I hear ya !
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 8:41 pm
You can vote for the Libertarians or if you're a liberal you can vote for Ralph Nader, or you can draw a ***k on your ballot for all the good that'll do. But in all honesty any vote not for a major party tells the major party's to shape up.
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:21 am
Can I have another choice? Oh yeah I forgot that democracy in modern day America means that you have the choice of being slowly deprived of freedom by the left or right.


"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




Mental Masturbation -




Future Generations -




GERMANIES EURO BAILOUT - We gotta come save your lazy, unresponsible butts again. You know what happens if we gotta come GET OUR MONEY!!




patriotism -




U MAD, BRITAIN? - George Washington Named Britain's Greatest Foe In Recent Survey




" A PICTURE TELLS A THOUSAND WORDS " - Give me an army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texans, and I'll win the war.




BECAUSE ONLY THE PEOPLE THAT TOW THE DEMOCRAT PARTY NARRATIVE AREN'T PSYCHOPATHS -




TEA WON, SO SUCK IT LIBERALS - TEA PARTY. NOT RACIST, NOT VIOLENT, NOT SILENT ANYMORE. The Tea Party. It's A Constitutional Thing!




R.E.D. FRIDAY -




PRESIDENT OBAMA- COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE UNITED NATION'S OCCUPATION FORCES -




DON'T MAKE ME GO -




Cyber-Wingnut -




PATRIOTISM - COMBUSTIBLE RUBBISH READY TO THE TORCH OF ANYONE AMBITIOUS TO ILLUMINATE HIS NAME - Ambrose Bierce


TAGS: patriotism egos
Rating: 4.56/5

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Cannabal - April 11, 2013, 10:17 pm
There are not enough Bierce quotes on this site.


USA FOREIGN POLICY -




Nationalism -




Unpatriotic -




" SARAH PALIN'S ONE NATION TOUR " - We The People Take to the Road Restoring the Good in America!




OBAMA'S FELONS - Kwame Kilpatrick




I AM 2P 4O -




" THE GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR " - Victory Day Parade 09 May 2011. The kid probably trying to imagine how things were in 1941?




bipartisanship -




CHINA - They waited quietly and patiently to finally take over the world.




ILLUSION OF CHOICE - REGARDLESS OF WHO WINS, WE LOSE - both sides say bad things about the other, to hide the fact that they're exactly the same why cant we get a REAL candidate?




EQUATION FOR A REVOLUTION -




American Patriot -




"PROJECTIONISM" IS WHEN SOMEONE PUTS THEIR OWN ISSUES ON SOMEONE. - “You know, the idea you would keep on doing the same thing over and over again, even though it’s been proven not to work. That’s a sign of madness.”




Our Country -




" ANDREW BREITBART 1969 - 2012 AMERICAN PATRIOT " - A Champion of free speech passed away at 43. Millions of Americans are willing to pick up where he has left us.




The Amnerican Hippie -




SILLY CONSERVATIVES AND LIBERALS -




YOU KNOW OUR GOVERNMENT'S GONE TO SHIT -




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